Cindermanly
Fix the sink, cut the grass, feed the dogs
Honey do this, sweetie do that
No going out to the bar tonight there are still chores to be done
When did I become Cinderella?
No ball for me, no mice, no pumpkins, no prince
All I want is a night out with the boys, Fairy godmother
Bring your magic wand, bring your furry friends
Do all my chores, but don’t tell my wife
No bows, no dresses, no singing critters please
I am a man after all
When the clock strikes midnight I won’t be home
I’m going out tonight, Fairy godmother
No evil magic on me
No curfew for me, because
I am a man and not Cinderella
I don’t want Prince Charming or a castle by the sea
My happily-ever after takes me to a faraway land
A land where a man can be a man
A place where I belong
Where I can smoke, drink, and best of all
No chores in Never, Never land
No wife, no kids, no job
Just a man being a man doing manly things
Please Fairy godmother
Make an exception tonight and help Prince Charming escape from the Ball (and chain)
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